so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He did a backflip because drugs
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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