yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stickâ€.
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