yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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