then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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