My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
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I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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