once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
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She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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