i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
This is the high leading the old right now
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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