Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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