You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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