I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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