By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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