yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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