That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
