Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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