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I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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