I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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