Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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