Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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