4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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