Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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