It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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