That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
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He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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