four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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