I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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