16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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