Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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