i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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