i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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