How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Randomize
