Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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