before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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