Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Randomize
