VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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