...so i touched it.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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