She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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