Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
so much tequila, so little girl.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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