I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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