I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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