I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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