how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You have to summon your inner elephant
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Randomize
