kristin has been a bad kristin
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
