Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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