An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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