I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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