If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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