They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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