Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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