This is not my ceiling
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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