i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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