fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
barbara walters just said penis...
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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