I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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