Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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