i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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