Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
How external is "for external use only"?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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