I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
whose ass print is on the piano?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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