Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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