I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
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Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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