I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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